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Calling me a 'morbid beauty' isn't exactly a compliment. mor·bid  (môrbd) adj. 1. a. Of, relating to, or caused by disease; pathological or diseased. b. Psychologically unhealthy or unwholesome: "He suffered much from a morbid acuteness of the senses" (Edgar Allan Poe). 2. Characterized by preoccupation with unwholesome thoughts or feelings: read the account of the murder with a morbid interest. 3. Gruesome; grisly. Then calling me an idiot for pointing out your botched attempt at English isn't exactly the best course of action, either.

To make this short and sweet, my colon swelled twice the size of normal and ceased to function.  It took my mom three days and a strong recommendation from my doctor (I could hear the /facepalm through the phone) to take me to the emergency room. Spent 10 (count 'em, TEN) hours in the ER, most of it waiting.  My doctor was pretty incompetent, and asked the same set of questions at least twice in one sitting.  Then he hastily said I have colitis (three tests were done, none of which could determine if I had anything other than cancer or a bleeding ulcer), and the prescribed me a pain medication for the God awful pain I have from the swelling.

Tabitha always has the greatest memes. Dear Suitemate who just walked in on me in the bathroom, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over.  I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump as you were eating Kraft dinner and I saw you sit on my salt beef bucket.  I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men.  I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your virginity as a memory.  You should also know that I Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale out of the backyard and you should get that embarrassing rash checked out. Go milk a cow, Becky. ~HOW T